Person: Can’t you do xyz. It’s only small amount of money.
Me: No, I’m not that interested and I have no cash.
Person: Oh, I’ll pay for you and you can pay me back.
Me: No, really that’s ok.
Person: For real, just let me.
Me: I am broke and I have no money. No, I don’t want to do whatever it is no matter how cheap it is.
This and this and this!
Ugh, I hate the pity and the looks of ‘well why don’t you make more money?’. Or my future in-laws freaking out on my bf because he quit his well-paying job (who haven’t given him full time after over a year, have shitty insurance that covers nothing and he now owes thousands because of, and oh yea it makes him miserable) to move to Madison with me when he hasn’t got a job for sure yet.
Newsflash: we hate Point, we are leaving. He’ll get a job, it’ll be fine. I’m making as much as we did combined last year so we’ll be ok for a couple months. Also, I know it’s only 20k a year but that’s double what I lived off of for the last 6 years. Also, yes, I would rather be poor than miserable. I’ve been poor for most of my life and know how to work that
Avengers AU: Nick Fury orders “Supernanny” Coulson to take in young Clint and Natasha at the beginning of their training as SHIELD agents.
CUTE AS HELL.
okay this is an AU i could be interested in
(Source: rennerpls, via raggedyanndy)
It’s a superhero, Agent Ward. We work the cases S.H.I.E.L.D. hasn’t classified. The strange, the unknown. It’s not just spy versus spy anymore. The whole world’s in on the action. [X]
IS THAT LUKE FUCKING CAGE!?!?!??!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S LUKE CAGE
I KNOW HIM ONLY AS GUNN BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
WHAT IS GUNN IN I MUST SEE IT
AAAH HE’S BACK HE’S BACK HE’S BACK HE’S BACK. 
(via raggedyanndy)
#omg tony’s face #he’s like shit i don’t get it #quick look at him does he get it #okay good he doesn’t get it either #psh i’m a genius of course he doesn’t get it
(Source: hxcfairy, via fangirlextraordinaire)
Obi Wan is just like, “Bitch please, I’m fabulous.”
(Source: thorinss, via fangirlextraordinaire)
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
(Source: aru, via fangirlextraordinaire)
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
Omfg this is amazing. This is a daily calendar that I would happily use because it isn’t just me throwing away perfectly good paper after forgetting about it for 3 weeks.
(via freehugsn0tdrugs)
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
I keep imagining that post graduation will be this glorious mecca where I all I have to do is work 10 more hours a week than I usually do and I get to read all the books I want to!
(Source: onedirectioncutefacts, via fangirlextraordinaire)
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Seriously, my first crush happened day 1 of kindergarten. I only assume it didn’t happen earlier because I didn’t go to preschool.
Alternately, it took me until 6th grade to have a crush on a girl. I don’t know if that’s because most girls started getting boobs then or because she spoke fluent Spanish and had an extremely sexy accent.
(via donblaked)
So I saw iron man 3 today and this is all about the previews I saw, so spoilers for previews?
But seriously. Not even gonna go into how terrible and racist the original Texas Rangers really really were and how what they stood for was terrible.
But casting a white actor speaking broken English in a terrible accident completely disenfranchises all Native American actors who could have played the part.
Fun Fact:
It currently takes exactly a week- no breaks, no sleep anything- to watch all seasons of Supernatural up to the current one.
(via fangirlextraordinaire)
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
If the closet were like this I never would’ve made it out
I’ve been yelled at for “just being a tease” by a person I’d just met. I’ve been shamed for dating a man. I’ve been told I just want attention and that I’m just looking for attention.
Being an open bi-woman feels like opening myself to constant criticism and people pushing their opinions of me upon me. True story: I like who and what I like. You approval and opinion are unneeded.
Oddly enough, similar but different points about being a vegetarian
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